Things I No Longer Claim To Understand/No Longer Believe In:
–Gravity
–Any other sort of action over distance besides electricity
–Heat
–Atomic theory
–Learning
–Language
–Virtue
–Weight
–Time
–Measurement in general
–The reason for the world’s existence if my religion happens to be wrong (which it isn’t)
Things I Now Know More About/How To Do Better Than You:
–Alchemy
–Geometry
–Ancient Greek
–Writing Gregorian chant
–Phlogiston
–Stones such as no two of today’s men could lift
School is awesome.
